Doesn't everyone wish this was their problem?

Women Plagued by 200 Orgasms a Day

Dozens of women are suffering from a condition that makes them have hundreds of orgasms every day.

Researchers have identified the condition as persistent sexual arousal syndrome.

American sufferer Jean Lund, 51, told The Sun that when she told her gynaecologist he said: "You're every man's dream."

Office manager Jean said: "I looked at him in the face and said: "How would you like to walk around on the verge of an orgasm every second?" And he shut up."

Ten victims of the rare condition have been documented by Boston University's Institute of Sexual Medicine.

Another expert in New Jersey, claims to have found 40 more cases worldwide.

source: www.ananova.com

Final Thoughts: I feel many emotions right now, and pity is not one of them.  My biggest emotion probably falls into the category of "fuck off".  Here I am trying to work up to one a day without having to use my own hands, and these women, who probably aren't any better as people than I am, are just walking around with a perpetual "oh" face.  How unfair is this world!

Birthday on Friday!  Amazing how many people give you free alcohol for just turning another year older.  It's just a shame that there were people in the world who didn't have as good a weekend as I did.

Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death

BANJUL, Gambia (Reuters) - A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia, police said.

A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed Thursday by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul.

Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.

The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands, and he urged people not to believe reports of "vanishing" genitals. Belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa.

Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997.

source: www.reuters.com

Final Thoughts: I believe in vanishing genitalia.  Like when you're trying to get with some fine ass guy, and he takes it out, and you're like "where the fuck is it?????"

Can't we all just get along?

Okay, okay, I am half-Japanese, so I can say the following: THE JAPANESE DID DO THIS TO INSULT THE CHINESE.  It is JUST THAT SIMPLE.  This is exactly the kind of nuanced, slyly-hidden-but-not-quite blow a group of Japanese might throw at the Chinese.

Japanese tourists' orgy has enraged China

An orgy involving 400 Japanese tourists and 500 Chinese prostitutes is said to have caused much anger between the two countries.

The incident is said to have taken place at the five-star International Convention Centre Hotel in Zhuhai, in the southern province of Guangdong.

The Daily Telegraph quoting the Beijing Youth Daily says the nightclub manager provided girls for the tourists' entertainment.

Prostitution is technically illegal in China but it has become a growth industry.

However, the scale and the involvement of the Japanese is said to have inflamed feelings between the two countries.

The three-day visit ended on September 18, the anniversary of the Japanese invasion of China in 1931.

According to reports, the group's visit was arranged by the hotel's marketing department. When one local asked a Japanese man why he was there, he was told: "We came to play with Chinese girls."

The incident has been viewed as a calculated insult, even though the hotel said arranged prostitution was common. The hotel was closed yesterday while police investigated.

source: www.anonova.com

Final Thoughts: Sigh...

With Japan in the economic recession that it is, shouldn't they be orgy-ing it up with their own girls instead of sending business elsewhere?

I had my first experience with someone groping me in the subway on Saturday.  I guess I should have expected it to happen sometimes, but it was still NASTY.  This old guy stepped on my toe and rubbed my thigh while apologizing.  Much anti-bacterial gel was used.  Ewwww...

To distract form my pain, let us turn to this former Spice Girl's attempt to rejuvenate some fame in her life...

I prefer singing to sex says Mel C

Melanie C says she prefers performing live on stage to having sex.

When the former Spice Girl was asked to chose between the stage and the bedroom, she told the Sunday Mirror's M Celebs magazine: "I'd have to say being on stage.

"In an everyday situation I can be quite shy, but when I up there I feel so free."

The 29-year-old singer has battled with her weight and depression since the Spice Girls broke up, but now claims she is happy with her appearance.

"I put my heart into my records and whether I'm a size eight or a size 14, my music still sounds the same," she said.

"I've spent so much time dieting and tried to lose weight and it made me very sick, so f*** it. I love the way I look and I'm very fit."

Having completed her second solo album, Mel C insisted she would never write a revealing biography - because she couldn't be bothered.

She might not be able to walk properly for 18 months after damaging her knee in the Channel 4 show The Games.

source: www.ananova.com

The problem with attending college is that you tend to forget to eat, or you remember and replace regular meals with cheap beers.  Sometimes you put off a paper to attend local comedy clubs...

Comic Unveils Star-Spangled Penis

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (Reuters) - A comedian failed to win over his audience when he unzipped his pants on stage and exposed his penis -- painted red, white and blue like the American flag.

Sam Walters, 29, was one of two stand-up comedians battling for laughs on Thursday night at a comedy club near Harvard University in Cambridge.

As part of a Sept. 11-themed contest, each comic was asked to come up with an offensive sentence, describe Islam in 100 words or less and pay a special tribute to America.

Walters' tribute involved decorating his penis with stars and stripes and showing it at the appropriate moment. Audience members laughed, but Walters lost the contest.

"I don't think my penis has ever been more embarrassed or looked so small," the comic told Reuters on Friday. "You would have thought the vertical stripes would have made it seem longer."

Walters, who makes flutes when not playing for laughs on stage, said he was not disappointed at having exposed himself in vain.

"Cambridge is not a very patriotic place," he said.

www.reuters.com

Final Thoughts: It's probably the stars.  The stars had the shrinking effect.  Next time, he should stick with the French flag.